me

"You're not stupid, I just called you that."

Ethan

If I could buy a gun for a quarter, I would have.. four guns.

Rebekah singing, "I can't see me lovin' nobody but me, for all my life!"

Ethan

What if people are puffer fish and fat people are just the only ones who have learned how to puff up?

Can someone please tell me the symptoms of a nosebleed?

Were you born in a fridge cause you're cool

Ladies and Gents, Baylie Vike.

"If I ever have a boyfriend who's a jerk, I'm gonna make some fried chicken and take it to his house, and when he opens the door I'm gonna throw it at his face.  I will waste that fried chicken like he wasted my time."