Ah yes, because "nerd" is a synonym for "visually impaired."

If you're ever feeling brave, just think of what Bert would look like without the eyebrow.

Chew on that

Yeah, but white girls wear makeup.

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The funny thing is, literally everything Ethan and I do would be taken as flirting if we weren't related.

One time Alex left his jacket at our house, and Rebekah wore it.

I laughed at her up until last night when Joseph left his here.

Eh, fair enough.

"Hey Rebekah, what time--"

"I am only listening to Coldplay right now."