me

"You're not stupid, I just called you that."

Ethan

If I could buy a gun for a quarter, I would have.. four guns.

Rebekah singing, "I can't see me lovin' nobody but me, for all my life!"

Ethan

What if people are puffer fish and fat people are just the only ones who have learned how to puff up?

Can someone please tell me the symptoms of a nosebleed?

Were you born in a fridge cause you're cool

Ladies and Gents, Baylie Vike.

"If I ever have a boyfriend who's a jerk, I'm gonna make some fried chicken and take it to his house, and when he opens the door I'm gonna throw it at his face.  I will waste that fried chicken like he wasted my time."

Isaac

"Well I ate a chocolate chip and then I sneezed on my shirt, so"

*shows me brown smudge on his shirt*

Isaac is currently singing "I like lemon curd" to the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Le me +1-ing all Baylie's posts

Isaac:  "Come to the dark side and receive forty minutes of ad-free music."

Rebekah: *turns on vacuum* "This is what I hear when you speak."

"Careful Isaac, this stuff is breakable!  I can tell because it broke."

*attempts reassembling Xbox 360*

When you've gone a whole day without checking blogs, so you get all excited 'cause you figure someone MUST have posted, and they didn't.
They didn't posted.
Non-posted.
No postedings.
Un posts.
None.
No posteds.


...


Ugh.

These are not Vans these are not flip flops
Just another attempt to make a shoe knock-off

|-\

I'm semi-problematic

Ethan, sweeping up broken glass.

"This is not what I had planned.  This is not what I had planned."

Le Ethan "singing" the beginning of Friend, Please, sounding like le yodling goatman.

Me:  Hello, I'm here to talk to you about being in Pentatonix.

Ethan trying to taunt me is literally so pathetic, he's like, "Hey Emily has Joseph told you his hair plans?"
"No."
"Oh, well he told me."
I'm all, "Yeah he probably loves you more."

"Oh, I'm supposed to STIR that!"

Me.  While cooking.  Every day.

I just love Owl City.  I listen to "Fireflies" all the time.  And when I'm feeling adventurous, I put on "Good Time."

*family Nerf war*


*sings Titanium*

I know my hair won't stay like this, but man, it is HOT right now.

Step one: invite crush to house

Step two: hang out with crush at house

Step three: have crush leave house

Step four: realize your shirt was inside out

If you care about how you look when you brush your teeth, you've got another thing coming.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND--
*burps*