Ever met someone so attractive you just have to look away when you're talking to them sometimes?

*Le parents talking about college with Rebekah at dinner table*

"Hey listen to what I have to say it's better than what you're saying right now."

Emily Grey

Uselessly checking the blogs of people who haven't posted, since 1999.

You see, I would have curled my hair, but Isaac said I looked fine.

--Isaac

"I wish it rained spit balls."

Well, at first I was laughing, and now I'm crying.

There is no way to guilt an INTJ into doing something.  They do not care.

Spotify Add

"Lost for words?  Share a song."

For all the boys who aren't man enough to actually walk up to that woman and talk to her.

Le me: *listens to Somewhere in Neverland, complete with imaginary electric guitar*

Le Rebekah: *turns on million-decibel vacuum*