Ah yes, because "nerd" is a synonym for "visually impaired."

If you're ever feeling brave, just think of what Bert would look like without the eyebrow.

Chew on that

Yeah, but white girls wear makeup.

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Try adding intelligence.

High-Quality Siblingship

The funny thing is, literally everything Ethan and I do would be taken as flirting if we weren't related.

One time Alex left his jacket at our house, and Rebekah wore it.

I laughed at her up until last night when Joseph left his here.

Eh, fair enough.

"Hey Rebekah, what time--"

"I am only listening to Coldplay right now."

Isn't that what matters?

Rebekah: "You know you spell 'frappuchino' wrong, right?"

Emily: "Yeah, but I spell it how I like it..."

Little girl: "You laugh a lot."

Me: "A lot is funny."

Still can't take walks by myself...

"But Emily, young women like you are vulnerable."

"Yep, and so are the mid-sections of middle-aged men."



I've played soccer, think I don't know how to kick?

Le me: "I don't want this."

Le Ethan: "I'll eat it!"

Le me: "I've been sick."

Le Ethan: "No you haven't."

Le me: "SICK AS FRICK."

Properties of a Halogen:

--Reactive

--Salt producer


...

You mean, me?

Irony

Songs are always much cooler before they become "cool."

I didn't know my phone could do that;

See I was going to sleep tonight but then you posted a code I couldn't crack

-_-

Checking his profile on Instagram because I miss him and pictures of him are nice and I'm not creepy.

Displeased to find pictures of me. 

My family is more punk than yours

Ethan: *screams at the top of his lungs*

Rebekah: "Ethan!! What have we told you about screaming?"

Ethan: *sigh*  "Don't do it unless you can hit the note..."

Le me:  "By the way, you're not allowed in my closet, there are Christmas presents in there."

Le Greenie:  "Well I never go in your closet, but now I have a reason to."

*looks for something to throw at you*

Ever met someone so attractive you just have to look away when you're talking to them sometimes?

*Le parents talking about college with Rebekah at dinner table*

"Hey listen to what I have to say it's better than what you're saying right now."

Emily Grey

Uselessly checking the blogs of people who haven't posted, since 1999.

You see, I would have curled my hair, but Isaac said I looked fine.

--Isaac

"I wish it rained spit balls."

Well, at first I was laughing, and now I'm crying.

There is no way to guilt an INTJ into doing something.  They do not care.

Spotify Add

"Lost for words?  Share a song."

For all the boys who aren't man enough to actually walk up to that woman and talk to her.

Le me: *listens to Somewhere in Neverland, complete with imaginary electric guitar*

Le Rebekah: *turns on million-decibel vacuum*